I have no explanations

I do not know why, but my brain has fixated on Damien and The Fall, and instead of a serious, dramatic story, I came up with this piece of nonsense. Of course I'm choosing to write a pairing that only has one other story on AO3 that I didn't write, and that story is in Chinese.

Really, the only thing you need to know to read this is that Tom Anderson (Colin Morgan) is a detective sergeant in Belfast, and Damien (Bradley James) is the antichrist.

Here it is, at AO3